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March 30, 2009

A few updates on life and such....

A few exciting things have been happening!

Firstly, I've gotten an interview with Z. Smith and her son, NASCAR Camping World Series driver Moses Smith. I've sent off the questions and and just awaiting the e-mail before posting! Thanks again to Z. and Moses for granting me this interview. You can check out their websites at: http://www.mosessmith.com and http://nascarracemom.blogspot.com.

Secondly on the same note, I'll be interviewing Victor Pfluger in the near future. He is the youngest ASA Truck Champ ever! I am very excited about this interview. If you'd like to submit a question, please shoot an e-mail to gen_short@live.com and check out Victor's website at: http://www.victorpfluger.com/.

I am also a guest blogger at http://www.nascarview.com where I'm also a moderator in their forums. Please be sure to check out my blog page!

You can check out these and so much more at my blog: http://nascargirl14.blogspot.com. As far as my NASCAR blog goes, I've added a "TwitThis" button as well as a "Share" button from AddThis.com so you can Tweet my entries without leaving the page!

In relation, I've been on the Phat Guys on Fantasy pod cast a couple of times and we are working on getting my own segment going. You can check out the Phat Guys at: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Phat-Guys-on-Fantasy. Tomorrow I'll be talking with Kerry Murphey from Final Lap Radio. I'm doing a quick ten minute or so spot for his podcast which can be found at: http://www.finallapradio.com.

Moving on, I've been doing my designs under the banner of "Kkylie's Kreations" for a couple of years now and I thought It was time to change the name! So I've come up with a new name, Smokin' Designs.

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are just a couple of things I've designed since moving over to a new name!

Pretty soon I'll have a whole new website dedicated to Smokin' Designs. For now you can view my album on Photobucket.com. You need the friends password, which you can get if you e-mail me. The link to the album is: http://s575.photobucket.com/albums/ss198/smokindesigns and you can e-mail me at gen_short@live.com for the password!

Later guys!

Genna

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March 10, 2009

Judas Asparagus

I normally don't send these out, but this was too cute! =)

Gen

Judas Asparagus

A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible.

Through the eyes of a child:

The Children's Bible in a Nutshell

In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, 'The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that.

Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone did.

Then God made the world.

He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet.

Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden.....Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars.

Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel.

Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something.

One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check.

After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange for some pot roast. Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat.

Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh's people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable.

God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti. Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments. These include: don't lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbor's stuff.

Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: Humor thy father and thy mother.

One of Moses' best helpers was Joshua who was the first Bible guy to use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on the town.

After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a giant with a slingshot. He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines. My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn't sound very wise to me.

After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets. One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed up on the shore.

There were also some minor league prophets, but I guess we don't have to worry about them.

After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the star of The New. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn. (I wish I had been born in a barn too, because my mom is always saying to me, 'Close the door! Were you born in a barn?' (It would be nice to say, 'As a matter of fact, I was.')

During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the Democrats.

Jesus also had twelve opossums.

The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.

Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount.

But the Democrats and all those guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn't stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead.

Anyways, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again. He went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of the Aluminum. His return is foretold in the book of Revolution

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March 4, 2009

Some banners

Here's a couple of my fave banners that I just got through making on PSP for my message board, NASCAR Fantasies.

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March 4, 2009

Average?

Ok so there seems to be a bit of a debate between me and my friend on what exactly is average? I guess its more than a bit of a debate. She seems to think 8-12 is average while I debate that 12-16 is more of the average. I know many more women that fall into my category of average than hers. I guess it all depends on who you ask but what is the average for women in America? Well this debate sent me off on Google and Ask.com to search for answers and here is what I learned....

Average weight vs age for white American women: click
And for Hispanic women: click

Learn what's about right for you with these links:

BMI Calculator
Assess Your Weight
Healthy Weight Loss

And here's a few great tools you can use:

Calorie Counter for Popular Foods
All About Calories
Weight Loss Toolbox
Track your weight loss with this free graph
10 Free Tools for Weight loss

Widgets:

Online Calorie Counter

Work out at home programs:

Walk Away the Pounds
Learn Bellydance and get fit with Neena and Veena
Consumer Guide to Home Fitness Videos

There are tons of resources and these are just the tip of the iceberg!

Genna

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March 2, 2009

Because I have nothing better to do...........

So I'm basically just gunna type whatever comes to mind. I discovered I have my wireless back for an unknown amount of time, that makes me happy. Now Windows Live Mail might actually work properly! YAY! Loool I should probably get to working on Denise's banner but...Ahh I am procrastinating aren't I? Ahhh............................I'm really sleepy!! I suppose there's no other reason for this post other than I can't post this much on Twitter...it would take too many tweets and I tweet far too much anyway, I'm over 10k now! Yikes!

Ok later folks.

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February 23, 2009